Harriet hates lemonade

Harriet Hates Lemonade is a deeply important and captivating story that will have you questioning your own preconceived notions of unhealthy relationships. The theme of abuse is explored like never before with both overt and subtle plot lines weaving together to facilitate emotion, compassion and understanding. McCollum's voice is steady and impactful, hooking the reader into Harriet's regimented and quirky life. At first, Harriet presents with neurodivergent tendencies, her opinions and actions questionable and insensitive, but as the novel progresses, a deep understanding and compassion for her character forms, shifting your perspective. I laughed, I cried, and I learned. Although exploring difficult themes, the story is refreshing, realistic, and heartwarming.

Megan Jamieson
author of The Ties That Bind Us

Bothered by everything and annoyed with everyone, Harriet’s cringeworthy people skills and outright grumpiness make it awfully hard to like her. And what’s more, Harriet doesn’t care. Or so it would seem. Which raises the question - what made her this way?

When Harriet reluctantly gets pulled into a young girl’s harrowing existence, everything she thought she knew about herself turns inside out as she faces her own truths. Author McCollum has created a story where the crass heroine shocks you in a good way and the unlikeliest outcome happens. Harriet Hates Lemonade is a bittersweet read with an impactful ending!

Lucille Guarino
award-winning author of Elizabeth's Mountain

In Harriet Hates Lemonade, Kim McCollum writes with a keen, compassionate eye for the small humiliations and hard‑won joys of everyday life, turning HOA skirmishes, library encounters, and suburban driveways into sites of genuine emotional reckoning. Her prose is warm, witty, and quietly incisive, giving readers a heroine who is at once prickly, hilarious, and deeply vulnerable as she learns that family can be chosen, that community is messy, and that even the sourest moments can be transformed into something unexpectedly, stubbornly sweet.

Roopa Unnikrishnan
author of The Jasmine Murders, The Mermaid Murders and The Career Catapult

I loved following how Harriet transforms bit by bit, gaining friendships, a found family and a new chance to pursue the work her husband convinced her to abandon. The novel's end is a beautiful and clever twist showcasing just how much Harriet has changed attitude. A solid recommend from me.

Linda
Goodreads Reviewer

This book was fantastic. Not in a “cute, forgettable weekend read” way.
It kicks off with serious Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine energy. Harriet is rigid about rules, wildly honest, and absolutely uninterested in cushioning her opinions to spare anyone’s feelings. If the truth hurts, that’s clearly a you problem. Watching her navigate social norms she doesn’t understand is equal parts hilarious and cringeworthy (in the best way).

And then... plot twist.

The book quietly takes off its quirky cardigan and reveals teeth.
What starts as a sharp, character-driven story pivots into a thoughtful and unflinching look at domestic violence, both emotional and physical. It’s handled with care, depth, and zero melodrama, which somehow makes it hit even harder. Suddenly you realize this book has been setting you up the whole time and you happily fall for it.

At its core, Harriet Hates Lemonade is about love, resilience, and growth. It’s about Harriet learning that rules don’t protect you from everything, and honesty doesn’t always equal safety.

Smart, sharp, and sneakily powerful, Harriet Hates Lemonade is funny when you least expect it and devastating when you’re not ready. A great read that refuses to stay in the neat little box you put it in.

Bolt Reads

Sometimes you meet a character and just become entwined their story instantly. Much like Eleanor Oliphant, Harriet Henderson is such a character. You can’t get enough of her.

Janine
Goodreads Reviewer
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Meet Harriet. But don’t be surprised if she isn’t interested in meeting you. 

 

Harriet has life all figured out, and she doesn’t hesitate to inform others of their shortcomings. Though her attempts to become president of the homeowner’s association failed, that doesn’t stop her from berating “off-leash-dog-man” or reporting the neighbor who had the audacity to leave their Easter decorations up an entire week past the holiday. The problem is, unbeknownst to her, Harriet’s rigid rules and judgmental opinions are not her own.

 

Her ordered life plunges into chaos when a twelve-year-old neighbor knocks on Harriet's door seeking help because the girl’s father is physically abusing her mother. Reluctantly, Harriet comes to her neighbor’s aid and, in the process, recognizes her own insidious abuse which has unwittingly shaped her isolated, rigid existence. To escape her crushing loneliness, she must learn to break free from the patterns of control and isolation that have defined her life and learn to connect with people she previously viewed as heathens.

 

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Kim McCollum

Kim McCollum

Kim McCollum graduated from Barnard College with a major in Japanese and was soon navigating the hustle and bustle of Wall Street. When her first child was born, she stayed home to raise her children. Once they headed off to school, Kim finally found time to pursue her passion for writing. Her award-winning debut novel, WHAT HAPPENS IN MONTANA, was published in January 2024, and her short stories have appeared in several publications. She lives in Bozeman, Montana, with her supportive husband, Brian, and their blended menagerie of five kids and three spoiled pets.

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